Friday, June 1, 2007

Just some jokes

What's the difference between God and a Doctor?
God doesn't think he's a Doctor!

Doctor: The tests show that your cancer is advanced. You have six months to live.
Patient: But, doc, I can't pay off my medical bills in six months.
Doctor: In that case, you have six months more.

Three buddies were talking about death and dying. One asked, "When you're in your casket and friends and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you?"
The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time and a great family man."
The second man says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."
The last guy says, "I would like to hear them say LOOK, HE'S MOVING!!!"
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1 comment:

frahn said...

the joys and the sorrows... hallelujah to the first paragraph....
hang in there to the second!
AND I just read an article that says eating flax seeds shows promise in the cancer fight.... I think that I saw some flax seeds somewhere in your apartment....cough cough

June 5, 2007 at 12:10 AM

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