"Funny" Story

Ok, so I know this person never EVER reads my blog, but just in case, I'll leave her name out.

Anyway, a few months ago this person sent me a message on aim crying her eyes out. Apparently she had just had her hair cut and was absolutely traumatized by how short it was. Ok, here's the first problem. I still had almost no hair at the time (and she knew this), so complaining to me about having hair too short... yeah... But it gets better. She had her hair cut to donate it to cancer patients. Sounds awesome, right? Some people really can't handle the whole bald thing very well, so wigs are great for them. Well, evidently she didn't really want to donate her hair and had been pressured into doing it and was very very pissed about it. So now it's not so awesome anymore. But wait, there's more! Her hair is only down to her butt now! Horrendus! (...) And here she is, crying to the bald cancer patient about how much she HATES (her caps, not mine) the cancer people for making her donate her hair cause she didn't want it cut and now she looks HORRIBLE (again, her caps) with such ugly short hair...

Wait, I think I need more dot dot dots for this.
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(PS - she's in med school)